20 little white lies spouses tell..I think men lie the more!!!!

White lies. We all tell them in our relationships. It helps keep the peace and nobody is really getting hurt. Before you judge … please let the record state that I do NOT condone lying to your husband or wife — well, not really, anyway. I strive to be honest and tell the truth … and that is the truth. I just think that sometimes we get put in positions where we’d rather not tell the wholetruth — at least not at that exact moment. Men and women alike all stretch the truth a little from time to time. In their own ways …

WHITE LIES WIVES TELL THEIR HUSBANDS

1. This isn’t a new purse … I’ve had it forever.
2. Those shoes were 50% off!
3. I’m fine.
4. No, I didn’t turn up the heat.
5. Yes, please, tell me all about your Fantasy Football teams.
6. No, you haven’t gained weight at all since we’ve been married.
7. No, I didn’t throw it away.
8. I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.
9. Tell me the truth, I won’t be mad.
10. That scratch was already on the car.

WHITE LIES HUSBANDS TELL THEIR WIVES

1. I love your cooking.
2. I’m only in one Fantasy Football league.
3. Those pants don’t make you look fat.
4. I love your new haircut (even though I can’t tell).
5. I didn’t eat all the chips … must have been the kids.
6. I have to “poop” (for 45 minutes).
7. I’ll only have one beer.
8. She had big boobs? I didn’t notice.
9. I’ll fix it tonight.
10. No, the kids and I didn’t watch TV the whole time you were gone.

Be honest … have you ever told one of these little white lies to your significant other?